Monday, May 4, 2009

Not Me Monday!!!!!

So I wanted to try this not me Monday. It was created by MckMama.

Last Thursday I did NOT miss my jury duty. I would never do something like that. I mean, after all, on the Jury summons it said that if you don't appear that you could most certainly be arrested and imprisoned for six months or fined up to seven hundred dollars. So no, if you ask me again, I will tell you, I did not miss it. NOR, did I call the Jury Commissioner, first thing this morning upon realizing I had not missed it, and asked him (Dennis is his name) if I was under arrest. What? Why would I do something like that? I was also NOT changing a dirty diaper while talking to Dennis, the Jury Commissioner, on the phone trying to talk him into not arresting me, and quietly whispering to my son "keep your butt down please." I would NEVER do that.

Hummmm...Not Me Monday!! I kinda like it.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Here blog address is


Rebekah said...

HILARIOUS!!! Any word on the imprisonment???? :)

- R

Laurie said...

LOVE that!! Now surely your home daycare would exempt you, right?

Good luck with that, girl!!

mak'n Changes said...

Very cute! I think the second they look at you, they will put you either send you home or put you in a quicky case so you can quickly get home.


God's girl said...

Very cute! I haven't done this yet, but I thought about doing the "Not me Monday" sometime:)


Lerin said...

I'm thinking you can get an exemption since you are an at-home mommy to a young child!

Whimsical Creations said...

OMG...sounds like something I would do, too. =D