Not me Monday....on Wednesday!!

Today I went to breakfast with Amy from the adoption agency. We ended up at Ihop and both enjoyed a veggie delight omelet on which my SON absolutely did NOT stack all the creamers on top of each other and then throw them all onto the floor. My son would not do something like that because I am most certainly the most perfect parent and have the MOST behaved children. Nope...not my son.

After our lovely breakfast I didn't want to go home to an empty house so I decided to take little "said" son to the mall for some play time. It was really fun to watch him play. There were not many children in the play area today but just enough for my liking and just enough for Skyler to have some fun....well maybe a little to much fun. I say that because my son most certainly did NOT have fun pushing a little girl half his age down the slide while telling her to "get down." Nope not my son...didn't I tell you that he is the most perfect child on the planet....and of course it is all due to my perfect parenting.

After about an hour of fun play time we were thirsty and decided to spend the two dollars cash that I had on some bottled water. The water cost one dollar and twenty five cents so I had three quarters left. Of course today was sort of a fun day so I thought we would splurge and I would let him spend my three quarters on a train that moved back and forth. What the heck, you only live once right? Upon getting said quarters out of my wallet...I most certainly did NOT drop two of the quarters down my shirt where they comfortably took there place INSIDE my bra. SHOCKED at what just happened, I most certainly did not look around the mall to make sure nobody was looking and dig them out....and then placed them in the slots of the train. NO NO I would never do something like that because that would be indecent and like I said...I am the most perfect parent......LOL